Woah Dere...He Did What???

The gag isn't that Andre Davis was once a pro-wrestler who coveted the monikers "Sweet Sexy Sensation" and "Gangsta of Love"...he has been spreading the pack to non-suspecting women via unprotected sex in Cincinnati. For more of the story of his felonious deeds, clich here.

R.I.P. Heavy D

According to TMZ, rap legend Heavy D. has passed away at age 44. Click here to see report. Dig into this Heavy D. & The Boyz classic.

The Biggest Lie Your Middle and High School Students Tell You Is...

...they don't have any homework. They are being less than honest everytime they tell you this. There is always an assignment to be completed and/or perfected!! Even students with straight "A's" have homework. You should see them reading, writing, or calculating something EVERY night!

I Know I'm Late But...

...how long have inmates been emailing the "outside"?

Another Reason to NOT Get Preggers

 Pregnancy turned Scary Spice from being bad to looking to' the hell up! :(

Say it Ain't So!

If what the daughter of Uncle Luther "Me So Horny" Campbell said about him is true, that ni&&a ain't $hit! From my imaginary family at Rhymes with Snitch, apparently Luke delivered thousands of overdue child support money IN PENNIES...that's right, pennies. That's not all--the penny delivery occured after he crushed this same daughters dreams by telling her he wasn't her dad. SMDH... Go here to read more details about the upcoming tell-all biography.

R.I.P. Nick Ashford

Thanks to Torrey Davis I found the sad news of the passing of a legend in the R&B game, Nick Ashford. As the Ashford of Ashford & Simpson who were best known for their 80's hit "Solid as a Rock", the duo also co-penned Diana Ross's smash hit, "Reach Out and Touch (Somebody's Hand)".

I grew up with this as my favorite Ashford & Simpson song. Click and get your life!

 Click here for the story regarding his demise.

Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Whoever said leos don't rule, lied to you!!!

Unsung Heroes

R.I.P. Bubba Smith. Best known for his role as "Moses Hightower" in the Police Academy movie series, Bubba Smith played in the "Game of the Century", was the #1 NFL pick in 1967, and played a Super Bowl-winning NFL career with the Colts who traded him to the Oakland Raiders.

Just Stop Already, Please!

Between the 50 or so women on the seven or eight "Real Housewives" series, "Love and Hip Hop", and "Basketball Wives", not even half of them is even a wife!! For that reason alone, in the wake of the latest debaucle "wife" oriented reality show "Basketball Wives LA, JUST STOP ALREADY. The least TV execs can do is not call it anything "wife" related. Click here to check out the promo pics over at C&D.

Praise Jesus...

...after all, Yeezy taught 'cha.

Concert of the Year!!!

Thanks to the little brother in my head, Kid Fury, I can choose which location I will be attending (thinking San Jose) of the Kanye & Jay Z "Watch the Throne" tour. Click here to see the upcoming tour dates and cities.

God Bless Jenji Kohan

Were it not for her, us mere mortals would bask in the wasteland that is prime-time television without the likes of Martin Short's role on this season of "Weeds". Without further ado...

(Enter raucous applause here.) Bravo! Dead at, "Would you like to see the 'Stewart Haven's Trapper Keeper of Broken Dreams'?"

Oh, Bartlby! Oh, Humanity!

In light of this three-E pill-popping teenage boy having a party while his parents, who he killed with a hammer, lay dead in their bedroom, behold MC Hammer.

R.I.P. Amy Winehouse

How sad and unfortunate is an end to a 27 year old life. Click here for reports on her passing. For my favorite Amy Winehouse song, live below.

Crack is Wack: Back Away From the Pipe, Katt Williams (ALARMING FOOTAGE)

Ok, I did do the most with the "alarming footage" bit, but I'm just saying. I saw it and was alarmed. Apparently Katt Williams is dissing Martin, Steve Harvey, Jamie Foxx and others but all I deciphered was him saying "Jamie Foxx...the Foxhole...I'm gonna take it in the foxhole". Still, him acting like Gator being all sweaty and babbling like a crack infested lunatic rapping like that is definitely not a good look.

Even the background looks like every trap house in every hood movie it could use some decorations.

The Damn Pigs Just Don't Stop (Yeah I Said It!)

Meanwhile, back on the plantation, ANOTHER young black man has been shot and killed by the police, this time the SFPD. For the first time in history, I am ashamed to hail from the East Bay.

Click here for a statement from some random mouthpiece Supervisor Malia Cohen, who represents the crooked-assed mofos trying to cover up this unjust tragedy Bayview district. Click here, here, and here for other stories and video footage regarding  outta pocket SFPD cops doing the most! My personal favorite is the last one which is entitled "Why Should you Die for a Transfer?".

Where are Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Cornell West, "Skip" Gates, Oprah, Jay-Z...hell, I'll keep it really hood and call E-40 and any local figure who has professed to be community minded to the table to say something, ANYTHING because this $hit is getting outta hand! In the meantime, let us pray!!

DISCLAIMER: I do appreciate the good work done in any profession, law enforcement included, but again, this situation is OUT OF CONTROL! With young black men in 2011 and not 1841, are STILL being slain by those hired to protect the masses, don't depend upon my silence when policemen play the part of evil overseer.

For all that's Good in Humanity...

 ...please let a good 'ole publicity stunt have taken the form of the news of J-Lo separating from yet another husband. First Madonna and Halle and now this??? (Enter dramatic "WHYYYYYYYY??", here)

No seriously, as a lioness, my personal query relates to the correlation of between successful Leo women becoming divorcees. :-(

Are You Ready for Some Football?

In the immortal words of Cadillac Kimberly, all I can say is "Yeet"! Click here for words straight from the horses mouths that the lockout is nearing an end.

In case you didn't know, I'm the readiest person I know. If you ain't ready get like me and live to the universal theme song for the NFL (at least in MY head)!

I'm Not Mad At All!!!

"I don't like it unless it's BRAND NEW, you might see me in my BRAND NEW whip with my BRAND NEW bi***!" ~Rhymefest

Say whatever you want hater, but Jennifer's NEW man is FOINE especially compared to ole' Hellboy head Eric!! Click here to check them out looking adorable together.

These Days, You Need a Bible AND a Burner!

Girl meets boy. Boy and girl have a "rocky" relationship. Girl denies boy's sexual advances. Boy stabs girl to death, on the balcony, in plain sight of neighbors. So now I need to be prayed up AND packing? Read complete story here.

My Facebook Friends STAY up on Game!

Thanks to ThatDamn Janet, I have had life breathed into me by this red-lipped spokesperson for you being your best you! Church. Tabernacle. Holy Water! (Special thanks to Shanel Cooper Sykes who supports being a smart monkey.) Click here and live!

I Thought Planking was Kinda Funny...

...until one of my Facebook friends brought to my attention that it's roots come from Middle Passage slave ships. Who knew? It may be a mere speculation and this article explains the proposed connection.

Queen or Clown: You Decide

Khia has seemingly found her calling since she decided to get those d*cks off her neck and her back (click here to be reminded of  #2 on my personal list of "Worst Hip-Hop Songs Ever", second only to D4L's "Laffy Taffy"). 

My play-cousins over at C& D have given me life in the form of Khia's mud-slinging, s*it talking rampage enlightening diatribe. She comes shrouded in the self-proclaimed title of "Queen" whilst speaking the language that only a hardened convict or a drunken sailor can love. 

Don't get me wrong, although she kept it realer than most in many respects, my personal judgment jury is still out and I'm awaiting the verdict. In the mean time, you decide if you would categorize her opinion as queens' speech or the banter of a jester. 

They're Gang is Harder than Yours!

Compared to what's going down in Mexico, your gang is as soft as medicated cotton. On West! Click here to see how the Zeta gang keeps it unrealistically hood.

And the Oscar Goes to...

...this vibrant, young, boyfriendless starlett who speaks the angst of single ladies everywhere! Bravo!

Do you like me now?

So F-ing What?!?

For days I've been hearing commentary about Amber Rose's naked snatch on the web. And? People also want to know HOW Wiz Khalifah could still love her. Whatever happened to just letting love be great and letting that man do who he wants?!? (p.s. I saw the pics and though I am a lover of wang, even her tang is cute-Yeet!)

Too $hort for Life

Thanks to Wiz Khalifa for keeping OG's from the hip hop chronicles alive and well.

I STILL ♥ Posdnuos!

Remind me to tell you why, sometime!

Happy National HIV Testing Day

I would get tested today, but my results are less than 120 days old :-) If yours aren't, go get tested in celebration of knowing your status. For everything you need to know about finding a center that tests for free in your community, click here .

What Part of the Game is This?

They straight got my boy Layfayette decked out like a gay Mr. T. in season 4 of "True Blood".

Happy Juneteenth!

 148 Years ago, my people were set "free" from slavery in the United States. From that, Freedom Day, a.k.a. Juneteenth was born!

On Fire!

 I'm all over the Buena Vista Social Club that has fed me much needed sustenance. Just listen and live.

Have you EVER...

...been awakened by this. Does it do everything but make you wanna pray, like it does me? God forgive me.

Once Upon a Time I was with Cee-lo Green and...

....remind me to tell you my Cee-lo story sometime. Until then, listen and live.

Big ups to Katey Red!

My revolutionary friends might be mad I am endorsing yet another "degrading" booty shaking venture in the Black community. My Christian friends might be mad I'm endorsing what may possibly be an un-Godly message. My heterosexual male friends might be mad I'm endorsing a tranny. And my backpack rap friends, what, no east coast, son?

With all that said, I don't give a damn, 'cause little do they know, after the slaying of Magnolia Shorty and Messy Mya, Katey Red is instrumental in keeping the New Orleans bounce movement alive. EVERYBODY needs to dig in and live with these new-age, African tribal dances to a fyre track! (I just hope "melph" isn't some N'awlins slang for meth...)

Remembering Geronimo Pratt

Though most people know Oakland, CA is where I was born and the ONLY city I will always call home, only key members in my family know that my oldest uncle was one of the unsung soldiers in the formation of the Black Panther Party. For my uncle Monzell, Huey, Stokely, and those of us who still live oppressed, we must remember the life of Geronimo Pratt. Here are at least 5 other reasons why.

R.I.P. Jnylah Douglas

A seven-year old little girl has died from wounds sustained when she was shot in the head by a stray bullet while at a playground by a-monkey looking, crazy assed crackhead during a drug deal gone awry on May 22. More on the story here.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly!

 
The Good: Lauryn Hill is pregnant, again, with her 6th child by Rohan Marley. Babies are a blessing from God.

The Sad Bad: She STILL isn't married to Rohan, though she has referred to him as her husband.

The Ugly: ROHAN IS STILL MARRIED TO HIS COLLEGE SWEETHEART, Geraldine Khawly.

Call me traditional but either this is the ultimate tea or I'm hella late 'cause I didn't know Rohan had a wife. SMDH. And for the record, whenever you want to hear it, I have a story about my "meeting" Lauryn Hill and let me just say, chile, it ain't nice!


UPDATE: Rohan says he's not married nor is he the father of the baby Lauryn Hill's carrying. See his tweets here.

One More Reason Clayton Bigsby Hates Us!

"Wide nose breathin'...thinkin' they the best dancers...swindlers.."

I have three words for you: Mr. Ghetto's "Walmart". I will not endorse this monstrosity by showing it but I will say this. Sometimes I don't mind "nigga $hit" (obnoxiously loud music, talking hella loud on your phone while at the cash register, etc.) and I love Walmart, booty shakin' and bounce music. However, those four things combined are a detriment to our race.

Gamers Delight

 If you "game" and haven't let Fallout New Vegas bring you back to life, better late than never.

Reparations Now: Cemetary Unearthed in St. Louis

What this story failed to mention was the remains are possibly buried slaves from the 17th Century. Also, construction resumed at this site Monday, May 31, 2011.

If this isn't ANOTHER example of the relevance of slavery in America in regards to why reparations are deserved by the descendants of slaves, then tell me what is? If you don't know what I mean, ask me and I will explain in graphic detail!

Fetchin', Steppin', Shuckin' and Jivin' with Ice-T

Detective Odafin "Fin" Tutuola is up to some of his old (emphasis on the word "old") tricks (a term commonly used in his and his "wife's" inner circle) again. Ever since his failed Internet beef with Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, in the grand estimation of things, Ice-T has been on a downward spiral of niggerdom into all sorts of buffoonery.

The hypothetical rapture wasn't the only reason Jesus wept for us this past week. The premier of another washed up, old-ass celebrity doing too much and trying too hard Ice T's reality series added another entry to his resume if professional stunts. Don't expect me to mention the name of the show, nor will I partake in his shameful minstrel anticts. Furthermore, if I want to see a make-believe pimp, he better come like this!

R.I.P.-The Poet of the People

Best known for his spoken word masterpiece "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised," Gil Scott Heron died Friday, 5/27/11 in New York. Click here for more information on his life and passing. Get your life after digging into his profound perspective below.

Dirty Dog Deeds or Just "Man-Stuff"?

 

With a possible SIX kids out of wedlock (click here for THAT tea) for Arnold, I wonder, are the minions who take losses because of affairs the norm or the exception?

Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid

The CDC has a guide available in an effort to prepare you for every catastrophe ranging from a massive earthquake to a zombie attack. Click here to arm yourself with this valuable information.

Welcome Back!

Amist a slow news week, the silver-lining to my otherwise dark cloud is the trailer for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2". Check it out here or wait until it's released July 15th.

Paging Dr. Feelgood to the Emergency Room, STAT!

Wiz Khalifa is suffering from some mysterious illness and the only medicine on the market is that loud Cali bud. Click here to read him spread it on a little thick tell us about his addiction sickness and how soon after waking up in the morning, he needs his wake n' bake fix medicine.

Prince's People Shut Whitney Houston Down!

According to the up-to-the-second paparazzi presence of TMZ, Whitney Houston has been banned from all present and future performances of his purple highness, Brother Nelson, or so he is called at every Jehovah's Witnesses festivity he attends. See why Whitney needs to sit her you-know-what down here.

Oh No She Didn't!

Instead of waiting for his famous farewell, Nene trumps the Donald by quitting "Celebrity Apprentice". More details from TMZ here.

June is So Fetch!

Every time I catch a glimpse of the movement which is stylist June Ambrose's turban fever, only one thing comes to mind!

If you are not up on "Mean Girls", see what I mean here.

Dude Looks Like a Lady

Oh, that's Amber Rose.

Introducing...

...Joseph Guillermo. Chrissy's once seemingly dirty fiance Jim Jones has cut his trademark tresses and is looking fresh and fine.

Happy Cinco de Mayo...

...from me to you!

...In My Afro Puffs!

Stop. Look. Listen. Thanks, in part, to the infamous writers at C&D, I was enlightened with news that a new book is on shelves that will allow me to live. More specifically, I learned the following:

1) Most importantly, Sister Soujah has penned Midnight and the Meaning of Love which is a sequel to Midnight and a prequel to The Coldest Winter Ever; 2) Jada Pinkett-Smith supports the literary arts; and, 3) Jada also gives a sly, "Girl, you got big" side-eye. 

Side-Eye Fever: Royal Wedding Party Edition

 The girl to the right is swept away in the royal wedding bliss. The girl on the left...

...not so much!!

The Greatness That is will.i.am!

Amidst the tornadoes which have ravaged communities from the Missouri to Alabama comes a quite storm in the form of a man.

During a recent interview with an exceptionally lucky interviewer from Elle, the great Black-Eye Pea, himself, spoke into my heart with this poignant perspective. More specifically, will.i.am and I both think girls with condom stashes are "tacky" and that baby wipes are a must. Click here and live after you skip the pesky intro.

Lover's Quarrel Revelation

Boy meets boy. Boy falls for boy only to have his heart dejected by rejection. I don't know about you, but this is what comes to mind as I listen to the background music of Kanye's former crony, Consequence's, recent attempt at visual artistic interpretation. Watch and tell me what it makes you think.

If that ain't some type of dl shade, I don't know what is. All it's missing is two snaps in a z-formation!

Where's This Guy When You Need Him?

Since economist have determined $5/gallon gas is foreseeable, I am the Dynamic Dynamo and I represent the Gas is Too Damn High Party. Pow!

I Love You But...

At first glance, I thought Christina Milian looked flawless untill I saw this. (after the jump.)