T.G.I.F. (Only if you ♥ N'awlins Bounce Music)

1st off, big-ups to my cousins in my head at C&D for this particular morsel of wonderfulness this fine Friday. 2nd of all, like I said in the title, if you don't know about the New Orleans bounce music scene, this may not be for you. Even so, live anyhow.

If Magnolia Shorty and Messy Mya had a baby, this would be it. Again, because of Big Freedia, today I live!

More Proof That Crack is Wack

Anyone who knows me is aware of my interchangeable use of the terms crackhead and cokehead. In reality, there's not much difference to me.

With that said, can't you just image this as the face of a 40-something, stonewashed jean jacket wearing, Marlboro red smoking groupie on the way to the local biker bar to check out a Lynard Skynyrd cover band's performance? Don't we still remember a few years ago when Linds was looking like this? (after the jump)

Meanwhile at the Unemployment Office...

Matthew Knowles filed his first claim in a long time and found out the $25 Obama unemployment stimulus ended months ago. Nah, I'm just kidding, but according to Billboard.com, Beyonce has fired this ninja for cheating on her mama and having a love child younger than her nephew ended her business relationship with her father and he is no longer her manager. Click here for the scoop.

A Day in the Life of a Rock 'n' Roll God!

I would so be like the girl at the 27 second mark if approached by Lenny Kravitz anywhere in the world, none-the-less on a red carpet. Watch as he shares his splendor with other entertainment icons at the 2011 Grammy Awards. Feel the love and live!

Go, Barry, Go!

The perjury trial of Barry Bonds has begun and I must admit I feel like it is unfortunate and sad. True, Barry Bonds is an egotistical loudmouth, accused of being both a juicer and womanizer, but still, aren't they all? How many TOP athletes, in various sports fields other than baseball, have been suspected of taking the juice? THEY ALL GOT SWOLE IN THE 80's OFF THE JUICE. Jose Conseco didn't lie.

This has been in complete support of the plight of multi-millionaire Barry Bonds who may never know my name or who I am. He still has a fan in me, having played with one of my favorite baseball teams of all time, the San Francisco Giants. With that said, I leave you with this.

A Fond Farewell

Before there was "Sister Wives", there was "Big Love". After five seasons, this Sunday is the final episode, ever, of the HBO hit "Big Love". So long to husband Bill, wives Barb, Nikki and Margie, as well as the gaggle of Mormon youth in the Hendrickson clan.

Get Elginized!

Once again, due to the entertainment fodder bestowed upon us by the powerhouse that is VH1, I live! With cast members who include the blond, S-Curl wearing uber-fabulous, Sean, I will be certain to tune in every week. See a glimpse of why here.

R.I.P. Nate Dogg

Best known for ushering in the G-Fonk era, today it was reported that Nate Dogg has passed on, though the cause of death has yet to be mentioned. His soulful stylings became an R&B staple of West Coast rap and he made his first appearance on "The Chronic". Along with Snoop Dogg and Warren G., Nate Dogg was also the sole singer of the hip hop group, 213.

Celebrity friends show love here and my all time favorite Nate Dogg song after the jump.

Butta Face: For the Ladies Edition

Before...

Say a Little Prayer

With stories like this, this and this, Japan needs all the prayers it can't get in this time of devastation.

Gold Star Day

Though I was more upset for him calling himself Ron Mexico than the dog fighting charges (click here is you missed that), I am still happy that Mike Vick is getting his swag back.

While You Were Sleeping...

...this happened. See what I mean here.

Fat is not Phat!

Today I saw the only lady who's ever fired me and let's just say, after getting a gander at her overly portly, wide and overall bovine shape, I'm feeling like Charlie Sheen...WINNING!!

Today at the DMV...

...3 out of 3 girls heels were ashy beyond recognition; everyone else wore their feet covered. (I thought one woman was wearing socks, until upon further inspection, I was wrong.) And oh, the line was hella long!

Keep Cali in Your Prayers

The recent tsunami, that resulted from a magnitude-8.9 offshore Japanese quake, reached Santa Cruz, one of my favorite spots to visit when I was younger. Hopefully the devastation ends there.

Four Pretty Girls=No Husband?

If these beautiful women, some of which who stood by their man for 5+ years, can't get a dude to seal the deal (or even claim them, as in the case of Olivia), who can? (more when you jump)

Binky vs. Starbucks

I prefer the fur and Starbucks to the binky in a trench coat.

In the Immortal Words of Ms. Celie

Just when I was starting to forgive Whitney and Bobby for the one, big debaucle which was their life together, I am reminded of why I was so upset by them in the first place.

Through all of the drama, Bobbi Kristina was not properly raised, for if she were, she wouldn't be doing THIS... (NSFW pic after the jump)

Kill Yourself!!!

The weekend is here, but feel free to jump off of your nearest bridge or sky-scrapper instead of attending one of these parties! Shame yourself after the jump...

Better Late Than Never

Since my boyfriend has I have a PS3, I must admit that I enjoy some video game play, from time-to-time. Holding true to one of my personal mantras, though Fallout 3 was released a couple of years ago, I am just playing it now and loving it! Filled with colorful characters from post-apocalyptic D.C., this first-person shooter adventure has many different exciting quests and objectives.

PSA: WHY?

My Dougie!

So, I guess at my age it's no longer cool to participate in the young folk dance trends. My only question is, what am I supposed to do if I am not allowed to twerk it like everyone else? Stay at home? Find a nice blues bar somewhere?

What 'Chu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?

Charlie Sheen said his porn star home girl is a good example for his kids? Question: What does he consider a bad example?

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Though they have been protested against for different unsavory deeds, I am conflicted with the reality that popular African leaders are dubbed as "controversial" (see Gaddafi and Amin). Nothing is more controversial than the reparations which were never given to the ancestors of the Trans-Atlantic slave trade.

American Idol's Finest

The best thing that EVER happened to American Idol fame.

Kudos!

Thanks to my devotion towards scathing the pages of Crunk+Disorderly (on a daily basis, mind you), I live! Mwah!

Throwing Stones

Since I am most certain this blog is to be filled with the colorful commentary of an utterly opinionated sort, allow me to cast the first stone at myself. This is my 1st crack at blogging and though it will get better with time, I feel like my layout is a bit elementary for the moment. Until it's truest potential is unleashed, bear with and live!