Friday, June 22, 2012

Friends Honor Rodney King...


...in a very interesting way. I don't know why but this story makes made me say "awwww." Read about how he was honored here.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Parents Kill Daughter's Pimp


Would you kill your 17 year-old daughter's pimp? Even after SHE refused to return home? Watch the story unfold...

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Deliciously Hood


All of the fabulous weaves, Southern drawls, and Eve's x-boyfriend Stevie J's common *igga antics have me salivating. Sneak peek the first full episode of "Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta".

No Happy Father's Day For YOU...

...Chris Bosh. I know I shouldn't be lurkin' around MTO as much as I do, but if this $18 mil a year making nigga NBA superstar's babymama really applied for food stamps like they report, he ain't *hit! Judge for yourself here.

Drake Fights Chris Brown

Those nuts over at MTO some fools for this...It took a minute for me to realize it was really wasn't them ole' hoe-a**ed niggas the fueding mega-stars. See them where they were created here

Saturday, June 16, 2012

$hit Just Got Real!

I don't know about you, but I have secretly been hedging my bets against the validity of Kola Boof's claims that she was creeping wth Kimora Lee Simmon's husband, Djimon Hounsou, for four years. As of today, I feel the exact opposite: she has got to be telling the truth!

Not only is Kola Boof's "official statement amazingly well-written, it is also an educational piece of work! After reading it in it's lengthy entirety, not only did I learn new words and phrases such as vaginal fibulation and Nilotic, but I was also reminded of one of my favorite word combinations, Boule Octoroon.

Read Kola's telling testimony and how she refers to a hypothetical war between her and Russell Simmons as her "Arab-American Army" against his "Booty Bust'n EBT Card Army" in her official statement here.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

*itch You Ain't a Boss...

...but this whore is! No, not Kanye...Kim! Which brings me to my point. Unless you are spending $750,000 on your man to buy one of these for his birthday....
...you really ain't $hit...that includes me! Get into how Kim KardashiIcantspelltherest just $hitted on even your most elaborate plans for your man's birthday here.

What is Jesus Thinking?

 "Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you beat him with a rod, he will not die. If you beat him with the rod you will save his soul..."
~ Proverbs 23: 13-14

 
Reports identify the altercation between Creflo and his teenaged daughter as having began with a conversation about the daughter wanting to attend a nighttime party and ended with the daughter prolly saying something like "f**k you church n***a" and ended with him choking the sweet baby Jesus outta her a** the international mega-church minister being charged with domestic assault.

I don't honestly know if Creflo Dollar putting hands on his 15 year-old daughter was called for or not. All I do know is the Black woman, both the mini AND full-sized versions, merely through the delivery of our words, have the capacity to take you from sane to a deranged lunatic in 3 seconds flat! Read more on this story here.