My Four Oscars Picks

Despite the obvious awesomeness of Kerry Washington in this S&M inspired get up, see the only other three favorites after the jump.

The Hulk Can Get It

Today my inner nerd and my inner pervert had a menage a trois with my age when I was blessed with sexiness I never knew existed, the Incredible Hulk of my youth, the OG Lou Ferrigno. I know you Mellinnials think the Hulk to Mark Ruffalo's David Banner is the original "Hulk"...Oh contrere, mon frere.

This weekend, the 70s TV Hulk, met the modern movie David Banner at Comic-Con in San Diego. Pardon my frankness, but Lou Ferrigno is keeping himself up so well, I regret not being able to squeeze his muscles in person.

The Next Best Thing: Microwavable Cake in a Can

Two Harvard students invented a way to microwave cake batter, which is sprayed from a can. This is awesomely amazing, screams my inner fat girl. Watch how this idea was cooked up here.

Linnethia Leakes Reads Wendy Williams for Filth

Self-proclaimed "Rich Bitch", Nene Leakes did not appreciate shade thrown by Wendy Williams about her artistically adorned Birkin one teensy weensy bit. Read RHOA's Quadruple OG's rant here and get.your.life!

Farrah's Mugshot Resembles Tami Roman

That is all.

Po' Luh Tink-Tink

I rocks with Amber Rose, which is why I feel some type of way towards the bouncer who gave her the good, California, "No Bueno", disregarding denial when she attempted to attend a Paris Hilton party. MTO reported it here.

The Devil is a Lie!

Darren Sharper actually looks like a rapist now, huh?