Praise Jesus...

...after all, Yeezy taught 'cha.

Concert of the Year!!!

Thanks to the little brother in my head, Kid Fury, I can choose which location I will be attending (thinking San Jose) of the Kanye & Jay Z "Watch the Throne" tour. Click here to see the upcoming tour dates and cities.

God Bless Jenji Kohan

Were it not for her, us mere mortals would bask in the wasteland that is prime-time television without the likes of Martin Short's role on this season of "Weeds". Without further ado...

(Enter raucous applause here.) Bravo! Dead at, "Would you like to see the 'Stewart Haven's Trapper Keeper of Broken Dreams'?"

Oh, Bartlby! Oh, Humanity!

In light of this three-E pill-popping teenage boy having a party while his parents, who he killed with a hammer, lay dead in their bedroom, behold MC Hammer.

R.I.P. Amy Winehouse

How sad and unfortunate is an end to a 27 year old life. Click here for reports on her passing. For my favorite Amy Winehouse song, live below.

Crack is Wack: Back Away From the Pipe, Katt Williams (ALARMING FOOTAGE)

Ok, I did do the most with the "alarming footage" bit, but I'm just saying. I saw it and was alarmed. Apparently Katt Williams is dissing Martin, Steve Harvey, Jamie Foxx and others but all I deciphered was him saying "Jamie Foxx...the Foxhole...I'm gonna take it in the foxhole". Still, him acting like Gator being all sweaty and babbling like a crack infested lunatic rapping like that is definitely not a good look.

Even the background looks like every trap house in every hood movie it could use some decorations.

The Damn Pigs Just Don't Stop (Yeah I Said It!)

Meanwhile, back on the plantation, ANOTHER young black man has been shot and killed by the police, this time the SFPD. For the first time in history, I am ashamed to hail from the East Bay.

Click here for a statement from some random mouthpiece Supervisor Malia Cohen, who represents the crooked-assed mofos trying to cover up this unjust tragedy Bayview district. Click here, here, and here for other stories and video footage regarding  outta pocket SFPD cops doing the most! My personal favorite is the last one which is entitled "Why Should you Die for a Transfer?".

Where are Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Cornell West, "Skip" Gates, Oprah, Jay-Z...hell, I'll keep it really hood and call E-40 and any local figure who has professed to be community minded to the table to say something, ANYTHING because this $hit is getting outta hand! In the meantime, let us pray!!

DISCLAIMER: I do appreciate the good work done in any profession, law enforcement included, but again, this situation is OUT OF CONTROL! With young black men in 2011 and not 1841, are STILL being slain by those hired to protect the masses, don't depend upon my silence when policemen play the part of evil overseer.

For all that's Good in Humanity...

 ...please let a good 'ole publicity stunt have taken the form of the news of J-Lo separating from yet another husband. First Madonna and Halle and now this??? (Enter dramatic "WHYYYYYYYY??", here)

No seriously, as a lioness, my personal query relates to the correlation of between successful Leo women becoming divorcees. :-(

Are You Ready for Some Football?

In the immortal words of Cadillac Kimberly, all I can say is "Yeet"! Click here for words straight from the horses mouths that the lockout is nearing an end.

In case you didn't know, I'm the readiest person I know. If you ain't ready get like me and live to the universal theme song for the NFL (at least in MY head)!

I'm Not Mad At All!!!

"I don't like it unless it's BRAND NEW, you might see me in my BRAND NEW whip with my BRAND NEW bi***!" ~Rhymefest

Say whatever you want hater, but Jennifer's NEW man is FOINE especially compared to ole' Hellboy head Eric!! Click here to check them out looking adorable together.

These Days, You Need a Bible AND a Burner!

Girl meets boy. Boy and girl have a "rocky" relationship. Girl denies boy's sexual advances. Boy stabs girl to death, on the balcony, in plain sight of neighbors. So now I need to be prayed up AND packing? Read complete story here.

My Facebook Friends STAY up on Game!

Thanks to ThatDamn Janet, I have had life breathed into me by this red-lipped spokesperson for you being your best you! Church. Tabernacle. Holy Water! (Special thanks to Shanel Cooper Sykes who supports being a smart monkey.) Click here and live!

I Thought Planking was Kinda Funny...

...until one of my Facebook friends brought to my attention that it's roots come from Middle Passage slave ships. Who knew? It may be a mere speculation and this article explains the proposed connection.

Queen or Clown: You Decide

Khia has seemingly found her calling since she decided to get those d*cks off her neck and her back (click here to be reminded of  #2 on my personal list of "Worst Hip-Hop Songs Ever", second only to D4L's "Laffy Taffy"). 

My play-cousins over at C& D have given me life in the form of Khia's mud-slinging, s*it talking rampage enlightening diatribe. She comes shrouded in the self-proclaimed title of "Queen" whilst speaking the language that only a hardened convict or a drunken sailor can love. 

Don't get me wrong, although she kept it realer than most in many respects, my personal judgment jury is still out and I'm awaiting the verdict. In the mean time, you decide if you would categorize her opinion as queens' speech or the banter of a jester. 

They're Gang is Harder than Yours!

Compared to what's going down in Mexico, your gang is as soft as medicated cotton. On West! Click here to see how the Zeta gang keeps it unrealistically hood.

And the Oscar Goes to...

...this vibrant, young, boyfriendless starlett who speaks the angst of single ladies everywhere! Bravo!

Do you like me now?

So F-ing What?!?

For days I've been hearing commentary about Amber Rose's naked snatch on the web. And? People also want to know HOW Wiz Khalifah could still love her. Whatever happened to just letting love be great and letting that man do who he wants?!? (p.s. I saw the pics and though I am a lover of wang, even her tang is cute-Yeet!)

Too $hort for Life

Thanks to Wiz Khalifa for keeping OG's from the hip hop chronicles alive and well.