Freakin' Amazing!

Felix Baugmarter jumped from the stratosphere and made his way to New Mexico HOLDING ONE BALLOON!! I am in awe and utterly stupefied by this notion. Find yourself amazed at Huffington Post's clear depiction here.

Real Life Lyrics

"...my b*tch make your b*ith look like Precious..."

~Kanye West "Mercy"

Watch life imitate art as Kim K. gets a wardrobe make-over courtesy of Yeezy. See her live our dreams here!

Pray for Haiti...Again

Hurricane Issac has left many homeless, again, just two years after the 7.0 Mw earthquake that left the island nation devastated in 2010. For more on Issac's path of hurricane fury, see CNN.com addressing concerns here.

Another Reason for Reparations

If the fact that the current Head of State is a direct descendant of America's FIRST slave doesn't grant us reparations, nothing will. For the article on how Obama's mama is the link to his forefather's slavery past, click here.

What Are YOUR Kids Doing?

Not having children has afforded me all sorts of opinions on parenting. While everyone is so proud of "Gabby" Smith's record-breaking performance at the 2012 Summer Olympics in London, I have one question for you baby-makers out there...do YOU make sure YOUR kids are living up to THEIR fullest potential? All and still, way to go Gabby! To Gabby's mom, you're the true winner of this story!

That's That GOOD Parenting, Right There!

That's what her little fast butt gets! Nah...

Comin' to Stage #2 We Have...

...Octomom? WTH...Lowkey, she DOES have 14 kids to feed. Though this pic was enough for me, if you care to read more, do so here.

Tom Cruise is Crazy...with Proof

This pains my soul to speak in such a way about one of my favorite actors. However, I am resigned to admit it seems an accurate assumption that ya boy Tom Cruise is a few cards short of a full deck. If the way his estranged wife had to plot her "getaway" and is planning to rename their kid, (click here and here if you missed that) isn't proof, check out this array of evidentiary support that Tom Cruise is certifiably 51-50.

Watch Tom go nuts here, here, here, here, and here. My personal favorite is how he held a fake audition in to find a wife...WTH?

Friends Honor Rodney King...

...in a very interesting way. I don't know why but this story makes made me say "awwww." Read about how he was honored here.

Parents Kill Daughter's Pimp

Would you kill your 17 year-old daughter's pimp? Even after SHE refused to return home? Watch the story unfold...

Deliciously Hood

All of the fabulous weaves, Southern drawls, and Eve's x-boyfriend Stevie J's common *igga antics have me salivating. Sneak peek the first full episode of "Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta".

No Happy Father's Day For YOU...

...Chris Bosh. I know I shouldn't be lurkin' around MTO as much as I do, but if this $18 mil a year making nigga NBA superstar's babymama really applied for food stamps like they report, he ain't *hit! Judge for yourself here.

Drake Fights Chris Brown

Those nuts over at MTO some fools for this...It took a minute for me to realize it was really wasn't them ole' hoe-a**ed niggas the fueding mega-stars. See them where they were created here. 

$hit Just Got Real!

I don't know about you, but I have secretly been hedging my bets against the validity of Kola Boof's claims that she was creeping wth Kimora Lee Simmon's husband, Djimon Hounsou, for four years. As of today, I feel the exact opposite: she has got to be telling the truth!

Not only is Kola Boof's "official statement amazingly well-written, it is also an educational piece of work! After reading it in it's lengthy entirety, not only did I learn new words and phrases such as vaginal fibulation and Nilotic, but I was also reminded of one of my favorite word combinations, Boule Octoroon.

Read Kola's telling testimony and how she refers to a hypothetical war between her and Russell Simmons as her "Arab-American Army" against his "Booty Bust'n EBT Card Army" in her official statement here.

*itch You Ain't a Boss...

...but this whore is! No, not Kanye...Kim! Which brings me to my point. Unless you are spending $750,000 on your man to buy one of these for his birthday....

...you really ain't $hit...that includes me! Get into how Kim KardashiIcantspelltherest just $hitted on even your most elaborate plans for your man's birthday here.

What is Jesus Thinking?

 "Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you beat him with a rod, he will not die. If you beat him with the rod you will save his soul..."

~ Proverbs 23: 13-14

 

Reports identify the altercation between Creflo and his teenaged daughter as having began with a conversation about the daughter wanting to attend a nighttime party and ended with the daughter prolly saying something like "f**k you church n***a" and ended with him choking the sweet baby Jesus outta her a** the international mega-church minister being charged with domestic assault.

I don't honestly know if Creflo Dollar putting hands on his 15 year-old daughter was called for or not. All I do know is the Black woman, both the mini AND full-sized versions, merely through the delivery of our words, have the capacity to take you from sane to a deranged lunatic in 3 seconds flat! Read more on this story here.

Oddly enough...

...this picture is giving me life! Paris is Burning, Hon-tee. See full spread Kanye West Ready-To-Wear Fall/Winter 2012 show as part of Paris Fashion Week at Halle Freyssinet on March 6, 2012 in Paris, France here.

Expand Your Mind...

...or stay dumb. There is a gaggle of interest in the world of sharpening your mind (click here if you is don't believe me). One way is through brain exerecise so enjoy one of my favorites. BTW, this "game" has been used as an entry "exam" for IT jobs and university entrance in Japan.

Respect!

I can't be mad at the statements Prince Harry of the British monarch has made about his country's role in the part of the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade.

"There has been no settlement of the debt owed for the capture, enslavement and brutality of British on Jamaicans and our ancestors, and so I'm sorry, I object," was one statement made by the Prince who is currently island nations, such as Jamaica. See the entire article here.

Best of "$hit People Say"

There are hella "$hit People Say" clips out there and I have narrowed them down to my top 3.

#3-Though I don't understand 1/2 of it, it's still funny.

#2- These negroes right here slay me!!

#1- Hands down, best parody of them all! Yaaaaasssss.

Correct Me if I'm Wrong, But...

...is this link from the blog of Marlo Hampton, the latest "addition" to the cast RHOA, an ad for her used belongings? I'm not sure, so I will await confirmation before I drop dead right here and now. Click here to see for yourself.